Sunday, March 9th, 2008
Shoot 11 bullets, from 2 different guns, at 2 different cops? Just claim it was a freak accident - you didn’t mean to fire all those shots- When robbing a bank, it is not wise to spend 50 minutes collecting money from tellers and bank customers. Choose one category of funds and get out, folks
- A man “escapes” from a half-way house, skipping out on the rest of his sentence. To celebrate, he calls his former place of employment and asks that they send him his final paycheck which he never collected what with the arrest and all. They call cops, who arrange for the man to be arrested again
- Increase in violent crime rates in 2005 and 2006 due to iPod, claims Denver think-tank (via Engadget)
- Pro golfer and amateur idiot repeatedly attempts to hit a hawk with golf shots - finally succeeds, killing the bird. Ooops - it’s a protected species, and he did it on video while taping a golf guide
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