Random Linkage 2008-Jan-20 AM Sunday Stupids
Sunday, January 20th, 2008
Who ya gonna call? Terrorism busters! And it looks like he’s having a party- Shoplifting? Stupid. Shoplifting knives? Potentially really stupid. Falling down while trying to escape security after attempting to shoplift many knives, nearly bleeding out as a result? You almost made the Darwin Awards list, and you did make the Sunday Stupids
The 26-year-old Comstock Park man hid $300 worth of hunting knives in his waistband at the Knapp’s Corner Meijer store, police said. He suffered puncture wounds to his abdomen about 5:40 p.m. Monday when he tried to flee and scuffled with security workers. During the struggle, the suspect fell on the knives, authorities said.
- Man picked up on suspicion of 4 bank robberies:
“Four, I didn’t do four, I only robbed three banks. But it doesn’t matter because I’m not talking to you guys. I want a lawyer.”
- Stupid Canadian sues drug dealer because she was stupid and drug dealer didn’t stop her from being stupid (via boingboing)